Today's Science Lesson: Mecca and Gravity

Fascinating. Absolutely fascinating. Did you know that if you reside in Mecca, you will live longer because the Earth's gravity has less effect on you? Yes! This is fact! I'd move to Mecca to enjoy these benefits, but unlike the United States, Saudi Arabia has a coherent immigration policy, and they kill infidels like me just for being - well, just for being infidels. Anyway, kids, here's the video!