[The suspect] had been drinking heavily and claimed to be a werewolf and involved in a witch religion, the woman told police. When police arrested [him], he told them he was a werewolf who could change forms, the complaint said.
I can change forms, but I am not a werewolf.
Hmm. You can change forms, yet you are not a werewolf... A riddle!
ReplyDeleteMy guess: you are a crossdresser!
(No?)
Sir,
ReplyDeleteOccasional crossdressing is a harmless hobby, and I object to your insinuations. But it does not qualify as changing form, only the packaging of the form. Going from the Gordon campaign to the Moore campaign like Anne Sullivan, however, does.