Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide Now!

Every year, thousands of people are killed by dihydrogen monoxide. Penn and Teller get people to sign a petition to ban "dihydrogen monoxide." For those of you who were not paying attention in 8th grade chemistry, dihydrogen monoxide H2O. For those of you had 8th grade chemistry in the Chicago Public School system, H2O is water. Hat tip to Illinois Review for this gem of a video.