A man in fashionable dayglow orange sweat pants hunts deer along the Chicago River. His pants are all the fashion rage in Chicago currently. He's walking past a statue of the late Irv Kupcinet, a guy who wrote stupid columns about stupid celebrities doing stupid things stupidly, but always with style. Like the guy with a fat butt in dayglow orange sweatpants.
The dude with the FBI thing going on stands on North Michigan Avenue, across from the Water Tower Monument. I'm not sure if the FBI is actually raping his wife or not, but he sure got my attention.
The litter on the ground, partly covered with snow, is a campaign poster for the world famous defender of geese, Chicago Alderman Joe Moore. He's fighting for something. We just wish it had something to do with his 49th ward.
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