EXCLUSIVE: HUGE CPD DRAGNET IN ROGERS PARK

ROGERS PARK, CHICAGO - In a daring operation early this evening, a group of Chicago Police officers swooped down on a man and stopped him. Even with gang members and petty thieves, the usual domestic batteries, sex offenders and a large assortment of other criminals walking around looking for victims, the brave police officers chased down a... ...local blogger (no, not me). They ticketed him for allegedly riding his bike on the sidewalk. All that while THIS was going on. Nice work, CPD! We all feel safer for your harassment of local bloggers. Keep up the good work. Commander Caluris must be so proud of you!